friend genetics

friend genetics is basically when you like someone really badly but that person only sees you as a friend which makes you feel like you will only be just a friend to anyone and it makes you have several panic attacks daily and you want to die.

Person 1: “Dude, y’know that girl you like?”
Person 2: “Yeah. What about her?”
Person 1: *smh* “I saw her making out with someone else in the halls. I guess you just got those friend genetics.”
Person 2: “Aw…shit. Well, I’m going to go cut myself and have a panic attack until i found someone else to obsess over.”

by anonymous August 16, 2024

That one gay friend

The very gay sexy friend who is also very kinky and love women<33

Oh it’s that one gay friend: she’s not actually gay tho

by Gay friend September 5, 2021

National make your friends cry day

June 17th is National Make Your Friend Cry Day. If you’re bored, then make your friends cry. Just make sure you apologize afterwards though. Or don’t.

Person 1 : Hey, wanna make Sarah cry?

Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!

by Caca moma June 17, 2021

stalker best friend

someone who is your “best friend” but treats you like there wife/husband and it makes you feel really uncomfortable because you really DONT like them that way😳🤚

male- i care about you so so so much
female- stop riding my cock you stalker best friend

by totallynotcarrie April 30, 2020

Toxic Friend

Vanessa

Oh that girl Vanessa over there...fakest and just a toxic friend. Never liked her

by Gingerousity March 31, 2019

friends

A pointless waste of time to make, a lot of people make them and hang out with them everyday. when people say "the more the...." you know that one, they really mean "the lest the best". Friends are a symbol of weakness, sure, you may be stronger with them but when someone spots you without them, then you are screwed.

person#1: man I wish I had some friends.
person#2: That's a bad idea.
person#1: why?
person#2: They find their knives.

by madaki15 January 22, 2020

Dear friend

The phrase “dear friend” is used as a reference to a person, generally an acquaintance. On the surface “dear friend” may imply a close relationship to the speaker, but in reality they barely know each other. Frequently, this is used in upper social circles to imply stronger social bonds to one another, beyond what actually exists. This phraseology helps the speaker facilitate the view that they are a closer member of the “dear friends” social circle than they really are.

This Thursday a dear friend is discussing their experience as a award winning documentary film maker.

by My dear friend April 22, 2024