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Fake friends

"friends" who were never there for you in the first place.
Fake friends let you go out of nowhere for doing nothing.
by LIVY POP May 4, 2022
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aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes
aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes
by Kmtod June 17, 2023
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best friend

a friend that you are particularly close with and trust, typically, one is more attractive than the other. legally, there can never be two pretty best friends at once, it’s widely considered impossible by many.
“i saw two pretty best friends yesterday!!”

“u are a compulsive liar
by abiami December 13, 2020
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Mommy's Tickle Friend

Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.
Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.
by goochy goochy April 15, 2023
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Touch Your Friends Toe's Day

August 2 is the day where you touch your friends toes
Hey, did you know today was touch your friends toe's day?

No, but that's cool
by JarvisBro August 1, 2021
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Friend

Someone who typically doesn't record private videos of you, and then is a shit cunt and sends it around the entire town whilst laughing at me behind my back.
"Mandi lee is not a friend"
by Liars Rus April 8, 2021
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Best friend

A best friend is your one friend that you truly just love the most the one that gets you the must the one you laugh and talk to the most the one that you trust with your life with everything a true best friend is a Kate who keeps it all real all the time who’s funny and tells you the truth and laughs at your jokes even when there not funny the one you dream of your future together as besties of your weekend road trips and beach vacations your good old fashion girl talks that’s what a really good best friend a Kate that’s the best best friend
by Thorns June 27, 2019
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