deez nutted

An action in which one person manages to make another read the words 'deez nuts' over the internet.

bro i just got deez nutted

by wkandiel51 June 12, 2021

Bubbly nut

When you can blow bubbles with your semen.

Jude “gosh Drew you have a bubbly nut!”
Drew “wtf is that?”
Jude “i could blow bubbles with that”
Drew “really!? Show me!”

by UngaBungaMan October 08, 2023

Nut ua

No way, not possible, not happening.

She was swimming in the ocean with sharks... "Nut ua"!

by Flamingochick August 26, 2019

spontaneously combust a nut

busting a surprisingly immediate nut

I spontaneously combusted a nut in front of my crush

He spontaneously combusted a nut after seeing the lover of his dream

spontaneously combust a nut is defined as being serious in a sense

by Yourself34245 December 10, 2022

cincinnati nut roll

When you spend the night drinking draft beer and salted peanuts, and then the next morning you drop a steaming deuce on your girls chest.

She wanted an Amber Heard but i gave her a Cincinnati nut roll also

by Cincinnati Bob June 04, 2022

nut wish

Is when a female puts your nuts in her hand and licks and sucks the magic stick until you nut then when you do she takes the nut and puts it in a jar and sits it in her house somewhere as if they were ashes and calls it her kids then when she wants to get pregnant she fertlizes it

Can you do a nut wish please during sex lady...we gon have to edit that out.

by saysfuck.shit December 13, 2020

Monkey Nuts

An expression used to describe something that is crazy or just really good. This word is typically used to describe how hard a song goes.

Did you here my new mixtape, it goes monkey nuts!
Yo! Those new Jordans are monkey nuts!

by LIL BEAR & LIL DOUGGY November 05, 2018