Lay like lasagna

Comfortably laying on the couch, feeling fulfilled by the lounging

I should get up off the couch, but I'm going to lay like lasagna.

by SmittyB1983 November 15, 2021

not if you like it

when a person is getting raped, it's technically not rape, if the person being raped like it.

"Why are you touching my dick Jeff, It's fucking gay"
"Not if you like it"

by Geff the gay November 15, 2021

talk to me if you like me

im in my nikes

talk to me if you like me im in my nikes yo ex is not talkin nicely he wanna fight me

by megr__ November 17, 2021

feelin like a marlin

when you get rejected one too many times 💔

How you feelin'?
I'm feelin like a marlin

by frozenbuttersock September 5, 2021

i like you

george i like you

because i’m nice i’m doing this so you know i like you

by user2298726 September 6, 2021

Jacks that like Opossums

Jacks who like Opossums are the best people. They're fun to be around and they might send you pictures of cute Opossums when you're sad. The best people to be around, really.

Jacks that like Opossums are the best people.

by Kristallsplitter September 11, 2021

i like your kneecaps

I like your kneecaps (but in italics) (:

it gives you the ability to not go 10 feet near a school or a park

Mike: I like your kneecaps Mary.

Mary: get tf away from me you redo

by SplitPSoup September 13, 2021