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If it's red it's dead

This saying means, any motor vehicle that is painted red, will in some way, shape, or form be destroyed.
Whislin Diesel: “ If it's red it's dead
by Fhsd May 7, 2021
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Red eye

A beam on a gun
They used a red eye to hit him
by Exit94nigga May 11, 2021
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Red chair

Hey let me masterbate in that red chair
by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021
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Red chairing

John: I was red chairing till 3am last night
Lisa: I was to
by Iwasinurmom May 13, 2021
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Red-tagging

Red-tagging is a term coined by "human rights" groups in the Philippines associated with militant leftist activists (who are obviously NOT communists!) for the purpose of downplaying their association with New People's Army and Communist Party of the Philippines (who are pariah rebels, but NOT communists!), fearing that people won't take them seriously if they get associated with them.
They try to avoid military intelligence watchful eyes as much as they can to save their asses while doing questionable stuffs like conforming to woke morals, posting on Twitter woke stuff, vandalizing public property, burning effigies, participating in rallies despite the pandemic to spread their viruses et cetera.

Most often, some of their hapless, allegedly "brainwashed" victims (college students but NOT communists) ends up getting killed in the mountains "for some unknown reason". Probably from campfire accidents, nobody knows exactly.

They sometimes try to camouflage themselves with a special plot device called "human rights" to avoid detention, while most forgot to do their "human rights" among the mass graves of their "purged" comrades in Leyte Island.

Their boss (Joma Sison) enjoys his vacation abroad (a.k.a. in "exile") on a capitalist country like Netherlands while his beloved comrades enjoy their "great mountain adventure" of studying different species of mosquitos and flies for their biology classes or "social immersions".
Me: Here are some cringy photos of people who are "prone" to being "red-tagged" (red-tagging) (they are NOT communists obviously, don't believe those stupid Fascists):
by yantokero May 14, 2021
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Red Head

Read heads, aka fingers, are people with red/orange hair that come from the depths of hell and have no soul. Be careful when you encounter a redhead.
Guy 1: "Look at that red head over there!"
Guy 2: "Let's get out of here before she devours us."
by Zoey Schultz May 23, 2021
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Red plague

A spread of partisan laws passed by Republicans to limit involment in democracy, spread conspiracy and divide Americans by gender, race, sex, orientation, religion or language.
The red plague spread to Houston when the city was denied FEMA funds from the State of Texas because of the cities voting preferences.
by People are Saying May 31, 2021
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