Pasta n Pussy

Celebrated on April the 14th one month after Steak and Blowjob Day on March 14th. This day is to reward all those who received a steak and Blowjob on March 14th. Eat a pasta dish and then eat pussy. (Recommended to avoid spicy pasta dishes so as not to cause discomfort to the woman) you can even eat Pussy first and then have pasta for afters

Simon: "Hey Bill what did you get Louise for Pasta n Pussy Day Day?"

Bill: "Well Simon, that would be a lovely bacon pasta and then ate her out afterwards."

by Welshman1973 March 17, 2017

pussy slayer 300

piper...anyone with the name piper

look over there it's the pussy slayer 300 aka piper

by pied-piece-of-shit December 19, 2020

Smelly pussy pumper

A male who is smelly and like to pump pussy

My goodness Clive really smells like a tramps armpit but golly gosh he loves to pump that gash! He’s a real smelly pussy pumper

by Big T Hound October 21, 2021

I'm have a pussy

A misspeaking of the phrase "I don't have a pussy" as featured on the CollegeHumor series Jake and Amir.

Amir: Last time I checked, I'm have a pussy.
Jake: What?
Amir: I said I don't have a pussy!

Jake: No you didn't.

by MilkTorture July 3, 2021

Pussy-Back Ride

A sexual act wherein a guy gives a naked girl a piggy back ride, rubbing her pussy up and down his bumpy spine.

“Dude I can’t believe he gave a her a Pussy-Back Ride I didn’t know they were freaky like that.”

“I heard he gave her a Pussy-Back Ride if you know what I mean…”

by Jason Henderson May 29, 2023

Alabama Pussy Squeeze

When your sister squeezes her pussy so hard you forget she’s your sister

Ol’ sis gave me an Alabama pussy squeeze, and I just about married her

by Obamas leaky cockus June 2, 2023

pussy-licker's paradox

When your sexual partner establishes that receiving head is a catch-all solution to their personal problems, and you give them so much head that it causes them to feel guilty. However, guilt is a personal problem, which can therefore be solved with more head. Thus, the pussy-licker's paradox.

"She felt felt bad because I was eating her out more than she was going down on me, so I ate her out to make her feel better"

"Aw dude, sounds like you encountered the pussy-licker's paradox!"

by Cunningle January 16, 2023