had my friend check new york

When you can’t cum so your friend eats your ass

It just wouldn’t cum so I had my friend check New York.

by Breezyred May 9, 2021

National pretend to be mad at your friends day

September 17th is the one day you get to pretend to be mad at your friend and give them a scare.

Dude 1: Why are you ignoring me dude??
Dude 2: *silence*
Happy national pretend to be mad at your friends day

by Random guy12363946292 September 18, 2025

Best friend

A best friend oh wow how do I get started. A best friend is a person you can trust, a person that if your crying on your knees will come right up to you and stop anything in the world just to help you get back up again but would also be right by your side when your at your happiest but who would also be right next to you goofing around with you when your all goofy, a person who makes you be your happiest and helps you through all your tough times no matter how busy they are. A best friend is a person who will stay right next to you every step of the way all through memories, achievements, holidays, weddings, births, party’s and deaths but a best friend is also someone who you would drop the world for even if you doing something super important that person would come first no matter what the important thing is that person, your person is more important. A best friend is not always someone you meet at birth or in primary school a best friend is a person you straight away feel attached to like a magnet and when separated even if it’s for a day your inner magnet feels that huge urge to go see them again. A best friend is someone who yes you might have MANY fights with but those fights just are little blips because of how close you are. And no matter how big the fight is you instantly feel bad and your hung up on it for ages and ages till you both speak again and apologies and that apology is the best feeling. Your best friend is the person who trusts you the most and you trust th

This is my Best Friend! 💗🤩

by Lou Lou lis January 7, 2022

mustard all over his leaving friend

A video in which entails a man who drenches his friend, who is simply attempting to exit the facility, in mustard, much to the leaving man's surprise.

Friend: Wassup?
Me: mustard all over his leaving friend.
Friend: No.

by alecwind July 18, 2021

National Flash Your Friend From Texas Day

Today was Flash Your Friend From Texas Day and she showed me not everything was bigger in texas

Yo she showed me those tits on National Flash Your Friend From Texas day

by Poster Boy June 3, 2025

friend with benefits

a friend with whom one has an occasional and casual sexual relationship.

1. "They've been friends with benefits for a few months now."
2. "I've never been comfortable with the idea of a friend with benefits."
3. "She's looking for a friend with benefits, not a serious relationship."

by Arminkshipper October 14, 2024

Mommy's Tickle Friend

Mommy's tickle friend is when a big horny Jew comes up to your mom and tickles her big hairy titties. he wraps his big long tongue around her protruding knob and licks up its sweat. the mom gets horny and spreads her thick thighs to let the money-hungry jew into her flappy ripple cave. the man gets closer and closer to her bulging clit and proceeds to suck on it like a soother. eventually, when the mom has had enough she slams her thighs together with the force of a thousand suns and kills the Jew. After this, she searches for her next victim.

Grandma V: I'm horny for Jews
Brad: spread your legs mama I want in your hole. give me the Mommy's Tickle Friend.

by goochy goochy April 15, 2023