A parent scared of letting their child(ren) out of their sight to travel to/from a neighborhood park, friend's house, community pool or walk to school for fear of being reported to Child Protective Services (CPS), or their child(ren) being picked up (abducted) by the police and delivered to CPS. These parents would normally be fine with letting their children be unsupervised for such excursions, but have been closely monitoring the news of the couple in Maryland who have had ideological clashes with CPS and by extension, the police. This case has sparked a national debate as to whether these parents actually neglected their children in any way, and further, how helicopter parenting has raised a generation of helpless children to adulthood (millennials) who now expect the government and society to protect and coddle them, and who are in turn projecting these values onto modern GenX parents.
Dan and Mary are such free range chickens; they won't let their kids walk to the park anymore. They used to be free-rangers.
by Bloggernaut April 15, 2015
Get the Free Range Chickenmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <.0.6.7.6.0.>Louis Vuitoon Version Two For Chicken Breasts<.0.6.7.6.0.>mug. A sexual act consisting fucking a chicken and then cooking it and using chicken legs to then fuck your partner in the anus. Then pull the chicken out with poop and share it with your partner.
by CockRoacher69 April 18, 2024
Get the Turkish brown chickenmug. by sexy chinchillas January 28, 2019
Get the Chicken Stripsmug. 1. A baby zombie riding a chicken in Minecraft
2. When a girl is riding you and you shout “Chicken jockey!”
2. When a girl is riding you and you shout “Chicken jockey!”
by 183672823 May 18, 2025
Get the Chicken jockeymug. by BarakaMKX April 20, 2018
Get the chicken and blue cheesemug. 