perfect pull up

The thing that you get from dicks sporting goods, or over the internet (when your not surfing for porn), that you think your a bad ass when you first get it from the UPS guy but you can only pull yourself up once when you attach it inconveniently to your door.

Ouch! Fuck, i just pulled my sternocleidomastoid doing a perfect pull up, what a fucking joke, i think ill go bust a nut on my lap top keys instead.

by King Aus10 March 7, 2009

Tiajuanan Tooth Pull

The act of tying ones scrotom to one end of a string and attaching the other end to an open door, then the door is forcefully shut causing potential permanent damage to the receiver's balls.

"my nuts hurt so bad after that Tiajuanan Tooth Pull."

by BMS watcher January 20, 2010

Pulling a Taylor Swift

The act of not being able to get over an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend and obsessing on letting everyone know how bad they were in your relationship.

Dude#1-"Hey, what's wrong Chris?"
Dude #2-" Oh man bro.....I broke up with Jess and she telling everyone how much of a dick I was. She's pulling a Taylor Swift on me!!"
Dude#1-"Oh that sucks to be you dawg!"

by nvv March 15, 2013

pulling the head off it

the act of masturbation (male).

Mother: Jimmy come down, your potato's are getting cold
Jimmy: Just a minute mom, im pulling the head off it

by jed mitchell April 27, 2007

Pulling your dick

Pulling your dick is when you exaggerate statements.

Make your john seem longer then it is. Much like the big fish story.

You can also use this phrase for replies. "Bro, you really need to stop pulling your dick."

by Rob_mc July 14, 2009

car pulling

Having sex in a car.

"I saw a couple car pulling last night!"

by Smosh fan394 August 19, 2014

Pulled-pork Sandwich

A pulled-pork sandwich is where one man inserts his penis in another man's rectum. The pulled-pork refers to the penis (which at one point or another may have been pulled to aid in getting an erection) while the "buns" are referring to the pulled-pork sandwich recipient's buttocks. It is essentially a euphemism for anal sex.

I totally bent Colin over and made him a pulled-pork sandwich. Oh yeah, pulled-pork sandwich.

by Kwazimoto August 23, 2008