drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.

e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"

by anonymous August 21, 2025

Shut up kid

People usually use this word if they don't like you, or maybe if they are upset.

Hey you, You were being rude! Shut up kid.

by Billianna March 10, 2022

Cool kid brien

a cool kid brien by the name of brien. best member of the logic trash channel and very nice.

cool kid brien is the best member of the logic trash channel

by yacob k July 31, 2022

Kid Rap

The most coolest and famous rapper in the whole world. Most famous for the best song ever “Dark Matter”

Guy 1: Have you listened to Kid Rap’s hit song “Dark Matter”?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, that shits the best thing I’ve ever heard in my life!

by Zodiac Zach July 13, 2023

Green screen kid

A kid on YouTube shorts who duets videos with a green screen while hiding their face in the corner and not contributing to the video at all, to steal content and farm views.

(kid using green screen effect on YouTube shorts)
Commenter: get off the app green screen kid

by Invetix_WxYz February 18, 2024

Savage Fight kid

Massive nonce and could easily get murked by a Toddler

person 1: "Is that Savage Fight Kid?"
person 2: "Yeah, I wouldn't approach him, he's a weirdo"

by CDpunkplays123 December 2, 2021

Susan 34 Kids

A middle aged white woman who has a lot of kids and restricts what her kids can do and is very invasive. Usually feed their Kids cucumber slices and carrot sticks. Lives in the suburbs and is strictly Christian.

look at Susan 34 Kids over there feeding her kids apple slices at the park.

by White Christian Families May 21, 2018