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Morals of an Alley Cat

To have an inexact and poorly defined ethical code; especially in matters of sexual intercourse. To be one disposed to flirting with moral taboos in the existential pursuit of survival and progression.
Roommate 1: "I should call you Moby Dick for harpooning all those whales, big papa."
Roommate 2: "That's how you stuff them blowholes, boiii. Weren't you the one paying a medical doctor $20/hr because you could?"
Roommate 1: "Weren't you the one who only shared homework answers with desperate O Chem classmates whom you made bow and call you Lord Tobin and literally kneel to kiss the ring while swearing fealty?"

Roommate 2: "Yes, I was. I also made your mom bow and kneel, but for other purposes."
Roommate 1: "You're deplorable."
Roommate 2: "Your mom has the morals of an alley cat."
by youngbuck69 June 27, 2024
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Cat flap

Lesbian term for a woman’s vagina
I preferred her cat flap to a mans penis.
by CandyCane83 January 26, 2018
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Cum cat delight

When you nut into a hoes belly button and get her cat to slurp it out of her belly button
“Yo get yo pussy cat over here for her cum cat delight.”
by Nigga glare February 10, 2019
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catted

verb: reading a poorly laid out meme or graphic in a nonsensical way because the original meaning is obscure thanks to the format of the image.

Etymology: the popular meme involving an angry female human yelling opposed with a sanctimonious looking cat sitting at table led to a plethora of interpretations where the human appears to be shouting the intended meaning while the cat reads the text as written.
Dude, I totally catted that!
by BigDaddyCash August 1, 2020
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Cat Food

I want to eat your cat food.
Jamaicans don't eat cat food.
by BadGalRi June 3, 2017
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Cat Father

The kind of guy who deposits his load, does the bare minimum (if anything) and dips. Can typically be found expecting to be treated like the leader of a pride or king of the jungle but constantly complains about having to be there emotionally, mentally, or heaven forbid, financially for the children he helped create. Will have delusions of grandeur surrounding his contributions while blaming everyone but himself for his inability to provide what normal fathers consider par for the course.

Based off an English translation of a Dutch saying relating to absentee/irresponsible parenting habits that can be found universally across the Western world: katvader
Kim: Jamal is always talking about 'nation building' but he can't even raise his own kids.
Lea: Ugh, typical Cat Father.
by Sai the Magnificent December 28, 2021
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Big fat sexy jungle cat day

February 28th all big fat sexy jungle cats (Lewis Capaldi fans) celebrate Lewis the king :)
‘Are you excited for big fat sexy jungle cat day?’
‘Yeah!’
by Lewissssscapaldiiiii November 1, 2020
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