Double Assectomy

A nonexistent ass, as if it has been surgically removed.
Ass so flat, lookin like she had a double assectomy.
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Double Doubage

Doubage with another couple e.g group massage, usually followed by group sex.
That Double Doubage with you and your missus last night was fantastic mate.

Yes your other half was amazing too!
by BeChris April 8, 2011
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Double-Faced Entendre

A Double-Faced Entendre, as defined by Oliver Tree, is a person that has two completely different sides or personalities, usually an “angel side and a devil side”.
Yeah, Mark is such a Double-Faced Entendre.
by uhc207 October 2, 2021
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A take on the Canadian coffee order from Tim Hortons that requires two sugar and two creams but slang term adding Xtra Large implies male ejaculation on both breasts of a woman and a shot in the mouth in the same load of ejaculation
She wanted a Timmies Double Double Xtra Large so I emptied the sack on her and in her.
by InfernoCA January 9, 2021
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double end fart

When farting in a sitting position, a fart splits at the butthole, a portion of the fart goes up the front and the back at the same time, both making a different sound at once.
It sounded like two people farted, but it was just a double end fart from one person.
by Thekeegster November 5, 2020
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Double-Green

In golf, the term 'double-green' refers to the area of frog hair surrounding the further manicured 'primary-green'. If a group of players choose to wager on 'greenies', landing on the double-green must be considered a winning stroke, and in fact is many times preferable to the primary-green. This is a very important but often disregarded distinction, especially at Normandy Oaks GC in Royal Oak, Michigan.
Golfer A: "I think I landed on the green."
Golfer B: "No, that's close but not the green"
Golfer A: "It's the double-green"
Golfer B: "Touche"
by GreenieBoy69 July 14, 2017
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Double barreled asshole

A man that usually brings his nice friend into a fight
Guy 1: Hey fuckface

Guy 2: Ya wanna fight?
Guy 1: Lemme get my friend
Guy 3: So whats this suprise?
Guy 2: Oh you double barreled asshole
by Turkey_Slapper69420 February 17, 2022
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