Chicken

Type of meat

Chicken

by Thispagewasmadeforme October 8, 2020

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)

Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("

by Detailed July 16, 2023

Deal Chicken

A person who constantly jumps from one job, deal, or opportunity to another, always pecking around for the best possible payoff. They have zero loyalty and make moves based purely on self-interest—whether it’s for a higher salary, better perks, or personal gain. Like a chicken scavenging for crumbs, they’ll flock anywhere the juiciest deal is.

Don’t waste time training him he’s a deal chicken. He’ll quit as soon as someone offers an extra dollar.

by knivkiev September 8, 2025

Kennedy Fried Chicken

Common restaurant primarily in the New York–New Jersey, Philadelphia, Delaware and Baltimore areas of the United States, but also in nearby smaller cities or towns along the Northeastern United States.

Kennedy Fried Chicken is the best.

by SPrice1980 December 2, 2022

Chicken of the sea

The one that swims back to the shore first is the chicken of the sea.

I, Vincent, would always get beat at chicken of the sea by my sister Antoinette, until one day I finally stayed out longer to the point she almost drowned, then I had to piggyback her all the way to the shore.

by The Original Agahnim July 26, 2021

undercooked chicken

A light-skinned person who descends from a POC parent. The child didn’t bake in their mother’s womb for long enough.

Even though Kaia looks white she’s actually half Mexican, she’s just undercooked chicken.

by Sully’s Lord March 27, 2023

Chicken Scratch

The handwriting the person your trying to cheat off of has.

Bob: Hey Bill, can I cheat off of you?
Bill:Sure
*shows paper*
Bob: Are you joking? What is this Chicken Scratch junk?
Bill: My handwriting

by That one person you never knew January 18, 2019