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Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.
There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.
by Sacyrus December 15, 2023
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Putter cat

by cwenger November 29, 2022
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Cat

This cute hairball that walks around my house
Cat is good
by Qwertyboi69 July 1, 2019
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Cat

This type of animal is typically carnivorous and lives in the rain forests of the Middle East. In the Western Hemisphere they are known as “dogs” or “doggos”. The name is misleading and many are confused as to what a cat actually is. A little known fact is in the 18th century, the Duke of Algarathté named this creature “cat” to fight back against the slang that the young folk were using. (They were calling it a dog.) The duke was upset because it was his duty to name things without a name. So he called it a cat. The more you know.
Most people think that it’s a dog, but its actual name is a cat.
by i’m-a-truck<3 July 11, 2021
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girl with the cat ears

a south korean girl group member, lee mijoo wore cat ears during one of her performances and got many attention from knetizens
omg the girl with the cat ears is so extra!
by yeinanti June 9, 2018
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Takelo Cat

A deez nuts joke. Using a nonexistent breed of felines.
A) Hey don’t go any further, there’s a wild Takelo Cat. B) Takelo Cat? A) Takelocat deez nuts!
by CosierRope1 June 5, 2022
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cat tongue

a chocolate candy usually found in europe, asia and south america that's shaped like a weird dumbbell but tastes absolutely fire. it's nothing but chocolate, so very picky eater friendly.
my grandma brought some cat tongues from čzech republic, i love her
by ilikesciencemorethanyoudo July 27, 2025
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