ass crunch

indicated you like to nibble on the occasional bum cheek, with teeth. Give it a crunch.

You're a fucking ass crunch

by Rich Smith January 28, 2004

Worst Ass

its so bad ass that its a new level of bad ass, called worst ass.

Ralph: Man, ben stiller is soo dumb in all his movies, i wish he would be cool like bob Saget,

Alex: dude Bob Saget is worst ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

by george the killer June 25, 2010

ass berry

The wad of turd that's stuck in the hair of your ass after taking a shit.

"Oh man, I still have an ass berry!"
"John's wife is an ass berry!"

by Ashley Montgomery July 16, 2008

ass funnel

a person that can dish shit out but cant take it!

robbob likes to joke about everyone else but if you pull a joke on him it irritates him. he sure is an ass funnel

by cchasteen July 19, 2005

Ass Doodle

When a piece of shit is hanging out of your ass.

My God! Look at that that ass doodle!

by Sgt. Johnson July 24, 2005

jiggly ass

definition is exactly, Someone with a Jiggly Ass

Flaze: Shiny_Rayquaza has a Jiggly Ass
Shiny_Rayquaza: Jiggly Ass

by DarkFlaze May 28, 2007

ass jam

In an MMORPG when there is a group of idle players and another grp of players suddenly runs up and kills them unexpecatdly.

Man we assjammed those guys at that keep!

by Cyrus February 13, 2005