Munchin' like a muff

To munch like a motherfucker after smoking weed.

I was smoking a joint and watching John Wick, but then I started munchin' like a muff.

by ScarDog June 4, 2020

Livin like chico

Livin like there’s no tmmrw

F**k that Drug test smoke that blunt today foo
Every modelo you drink you gotta shotgun , no baby sips it ain’t no sippy cup

If you are gunna live this lifestyle You must drive a Ford lighting or A single cab ram , NO CHEVYS , god I hate Silverado’s

I’m Livin like chico because Ion wanna be boring sir

by Lpdexpress June 11, 2020

He plays like he doesn't have thumbs

Someone really bad at a game.

He plays like he doesn't have thumbs fr fr

by JefferyLamarWilliams June 12, 2020

Like a fucking brolly

Go super duper hard like a saiyan.

Damn look at home girl over there squatting 200 pounds, she going in like a fucking brolly

by Jesusbutwithabiggerd June 14, 2020

Perf... like you

Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.

Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.

Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.

Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.

by Dobe Johnt June 25, 2020

get you a mans like this

A phrase someone says when a man does something polite or charming. It means to get a respectful boyfriend like the guy you are referencing is to his girlfriend.

Jenna: Hey Charlie, can you go get me some more water?

Charlie: Sure (gets up to go get Jenna water)
Jenna: Can you also grab the ketchup?
Charlie: Yeah (grabs ketchup and water and brings them to Jenna)
Alice: Get you a mans like this!

by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 30, 2020

The Rat Dat Like Chocolate

the rat dat like chocolate is an innocent rat from rats united just trying to have a good time hehe hes so cool and cute and cuddly heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehe he is unlike the other rats

yo the rat dat like chocolate is over there

by RE<MY July 2, 2020