Similar to The Cleveland Steamer, except you defacate bloody fecal matter onto your lover's chest and rock back and forth in it as fast at possible, impersonating the speed of a DC Metro train.
Daniel (looking in the mirror at red marks on his chest): Where did these red dots come from? (He thinks briefly then remembers). Oh. DUH! My ex gave me a DC Red Line Steamer.
by Big shot 91 June 12, 2021
Get the DC Red Line Steamermug. I like red
by Charles Dickens Rodney February 12, 2022
Get the Redmug. by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 11, 2019
Get the red clanmug. To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Using the some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Once these ingredients are collected, mix well, and allow a few days of fermentation. The next step requires a large amount of fresh shit to add to the concoction, mix well again. After, pour the solution into a cookie baking sheet and bake until a crisp crust forms. Once you finish, you may eat your delicious snack, or share with others.
by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025
Get the Red Velvet Cookiemug. by mandudno2 August 17, 2011
Get the Diving the red seamug. by anon17fromme November 21, 2021
Get the The Red Headmug. Your gramas little red friend
by TFR Emo Panda August 4, 2010
Get the Gramas red picklemug.