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Red Springs

A small town in North Carolina where ain't jack SHIT to do but go somewhere else. Maybe if you grew up there you'd know something or someplace to be but just go push a crackhead over at piggly wiggly. Everyone either stupid rich and trying to hide it or just bum ass poor and living off the sun. One highschool full of the typical snobby bitch kids who think they hot shit or might amount to somethin more than parents burnin they checks on cases of miller and fixin dirt bikes. Everyone knows each other and you wouldn't even remotely recognize em. Town so forgettable they done named the middle and highschool after it, sad. People don't really give a flying fuck what goes on there because they focused more on whats happenin in Pembroke or would rather drive faster to not get the racist stare. Town is secretly segregated but nobody talks bout that, got thunder valley with all the hispanics that don't pay taxes and complain they got dirt roads. We got the hood or whatever they wanna call what's on that side of town. Then there's the middleish area where it's a bit of a mix honestly but they got some money. Don't bother getting your hopes up thinking you can start a business here either you goof, everyone who tried that failed MISERABLY. Sucks is it's a loop there it's always highschool, military or go to RCC and take up some weird shit like cosmetology. Who even uses that degree what?
person 1: hey you been through Red Springs lately?
person 2: where?

person 1: yo you been seen what they added in the springs?
person 2: nah dawg i jus aint been roun there inna folks seem a bit racist
by JameS1321 November 3, 2024
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A dumb guy who cant really do anything but play games,he can’t draw he can’t do anything.he puts up with people who are better then him everyday.its hard at times and he can cry and be jealous.but at the end of the day he just smiles.he doesn’t know why..but he does
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