U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds

ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.

by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021

Best friend

Actually the person I'm in love with..

Look at my best friend, I really like her.

by Hey No name February 28, 2021

Friends

The people who buy you food are most likely your friends.

and your mom

"I was in the city with him yesterday, and he bought me food. We're friends!"

by heyyohereshego November 21, 2021

Friends

Something you don’t have

Person1: do you have friends?

Person2: what’s that?

Person1: something you don’t have, loser!

by I’m hella gay July 28, 2022

National Best Friends Day

October 30th

Celebrate your best friend/friends and spend the day reminiscing and enjoying time with them

Or just tell them how much they mean to you.

friend 1: hey happy National Best Friends Day!
friend 2: what’s that?

friend 1: we just celebrate us being friends!

by shadowbladecxd October 27, 2022

Fake friends

"friends" who were never there for you in the first place.

Fake friends let you go out of nowhere for doing nothing.

by LIVY POP May 4, 2022

Friend

Horrible person that hates you. A Grayson.

Grayson was a great friend and he ditched school for dentist appointment instead of helping his freinds.

by anonymous January 12, 2023