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Cheese Keeper

A derogatory name for a woman's vagina suggesting the woman has a yeast infection or other nasty condition.
Hey Carl, I finally bagged the office slut but damn she had a foul cheese keeper!
by Mr Vegas July 27, 2016
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turtle cheese

A chewy substance that is formed from only the truest and most pure rabbit's milk.
"Man I could really go for some turtle cheese right about now."
by turtle.cheese.lover708 July 23, 2017
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Cheese and Crackers

When you butt fuck a white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.
Person 1: man I just butt fucked this white bitch in a tub of melted processed cheese.
Person 2: damn a Cheese and Crackers I did that last week
by Heavy Burden May 5, 2023
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Cheese toastie sexual

I walked into my sisters room to find her masturbating to micow with a cheese toastie in her flaps. I said oh my god you are cheese toastie sexual
by Cheese toasties October 10, 2021
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Cheese Frenchee

1. When you and a friend from Wisconsin have cheese curds in your mouth and when you French kiss, you swap curds

2. A deep fried grilled cheese
Once she shared that cheese frenchee, I knew she was the one
by Cheese Austin May 15, 2022
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cheese

"i got so much fuckin cheese bitch my pockets lookin obese" - summrs
by delsgade June 12, 2022
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