fat cat

IMA FAT CAT

IMA FAT CAT!

by FATCAT!! May 24, 2019

cat door

(Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy

(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)

"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."

"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."

"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."

by Mr. Candy Corn September 30, 2024

smiley cat

The most ugliest scumbag u will ever meet

Ooh look at smiley cat, she needs to die

by Kenzie226 November 11, 2015

Cat

Dog

Farmer: go get the cat

by Yes I’m lesbian September 9, 2020

Cat Flap

Labia (Pussy Lips)

I bought alkaline soap for my cat flaps.

by Rhino That is Albino August 3, 2017

Cat

An animals who knows everything and can do anything. There is no escape from them either

A cat, the one who was just on the small ledge on the three story building who is now sleeping on my lap.

by Ace of hearts June 19, 2020

petal the cat

Petal is a lovely black cat who has a gorgeous owner called maddie who is very cool

Whos that scratching at the door-emma

It’s petal the cat lol-maddie

by Pretty girl maddie August 26, 2021