Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.
Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!
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by NotABohemianMonkeySlave July 8, 2018
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by Hide- July 20, 2018
Get the ranch monkey mug.When your messing with something and trying to fix it then get over your head so bad a team of monkeys can’t even help you. When this happens, you’re all Monkeyed up!
I went to my neighnor to try and fix a belt that came off my van, but didn’t realize how fukkin monkeyed up it was!
I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and whej the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!
I called Comcast to fix my internet that went out and whej the bastards were done it was all Monkeyed up!
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