Double gazing

When you see someone that you facncy and give a second look to stare at him/her.

This guy fancies me, he gave me a double gazing.

by Blowminder August 25, 2018

Double Bagger

A woman who is so ugly that you have to put two bags over her head to have coitus with her, in case one of the bags falls off.

Hoyt picked up a double bagger at Roger's Roost right before the bar closed at two.

by Olaffffffvfrf May 14, 2017

The Portage Double-Knocker

When you hit someone in the testicles, in which they fall you give them the Titanium Teabag

I gave that dude that walked in The Portage Double-Knocker. He deserved it.

by 11NSM94 July 23, 2011

Upper-decker Double Blumpkin

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.

What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.

by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023

Double Reach-A'-Rudder

Teamwork makes the Dream Work. Combine a Dutch Rudder, with a Dutch Paddler. Both partners essentially operate one another's arms, to achieve orgasm via assisted masterbation. While laying, sitting, Floating or Standing next to each other. The male partner moves his partners arm, similar to that of a disk jockey. While at the same time the Female moves her partners arm similar to the way that long metal bar goes back and forth to rotate the wheels on a steam train.

Note: If you have any form of A.D.D., maybe not for you.

"Bro, my Chick and I tried the ""Double Reach-A'-Rudder"" last night. Maybe Skip the Dabs for that one, it takes Jedi Focus"

by FatDabFreddy1970 June 3, 2023

Double Spook

When you have a situation or have a day in which there are multiple layers of "spookiness" occurring simultaneously.

"Its Friday the 13th on the week of 9/11, thats double spooky".

by Some Guy who wrote about September 13, 2019

Double Punk Swissroll

A double punk swissroll is a person (man), confused about not only his race, but also his sexuality. The Double Punk Swissroll (DPS) is unsure if he is able to not only denounce his race and be gay, denounce his race and be straight, or simply stay being a closet creeper. The DPS will test the waters, and come into his own, slowly. Amongst heterosexual males, the first attempt of testing his sexual aura by wearing items that heterosexual men don't wear. Tongue rings, silver unity rings and matches necklaces. If mention of his ways, he will shyly play it off as if it were to be a joke.

I don't know about that guy, but I think he's a double punk swissroll.

by Groovious February 9, 2019