Describing a situation in which although you have a great opportunity to do something awful, it does not mean you should do it.
Person 1: "Yeah so hes just standing near the edge, why wouldn't we push him?"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
Person 2: "You wouldn't bake a cat if it jumped in the oven!"
by Laapwing May 19, 2024
(Noun)
The flying mint cat of randomness is a ancient cat that will grant you one wish and you can teleport to one show or anime
The flying mint cat of randomness is a ancient cat that will grant you one wish and you can teleport to one show or anime
"Have you heard about the Flying Mint Cat of Randomness I heard it lives in you closet"~random person
by Firewolf 360 December 16, 2015
by Moses II December 27, 2017
I old tweaker chick who looks haggard from battling other battle cats out in the streets. Usually slightly neurotic from trauma and drug use.
She is an old battle cat
by PsychoTurtle303 May 13, 2023
She is a cat a very smile cat that hates everyone but sometimes sleeps on my console controller. She likes to be pet but only for brief moments then she grabs on to you and never lets go she likes food and she is smol but she is fully grown she is the smolest cat and she gets attacked 24/7
by Maatinn February 20, 2018
by captainhook105 November 10, 2022