shit scissor

The shit scissor is a female ass.
This term is ONLY applies to nice ass. A fatty ass is not a shit scissor! Only a fine, grade A, tight fartbox is acceptable.

Ando commented, "Nice Shit Scissor," to the girl walking down South Beach Street as we drove by.

by bringing nothing to the table April 28, 2008

shit box

This is what happens to a cunt when a woman wipes her ass in the wrong direction.

Sally rotten crotch wipes forward and her crotch turned into a shit box.

by Nicesta April 11, 2008

croc'o shit

When somebody tells you something that is a bold-faced lie.

When my baby mama said the baby was mine, I told her that was a croc'o shit.

by ALicia May April 15, 2008

pure shit

when your shit has not hard substances to hurt your asshole on the way out.

pure shits are so relaxing

by oihasonasaksn March 5, 2009

Shit Dang

means oh no, crap, darn it.

(you dropped something) shit dang

by brooklyn7181 August 13, 2008

shit stix

similar to preperation h

My butt hurts its time for a shit stix

by corey jesser October 28, 2003

Master of shit

the guy you always see in public bathrooms. he wrecks them.

person 1)i needed to go the bath room but the master of shit was in there.
person 2) ouch

by jizz in ma mouth October 28, 2011