Brown pointer

Almost as aggressive as it's aquatic counter part... the natural enemy of white budgie smugglers, being itself a more aggressive version of the turtle neck or Prarie dog...

Lucky I was in my shart tank cause that brown pointer almost tore my leg off!

by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022

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Brown Pointer

Higher on the predatorial ladder than the turtle neck or Prarie dog...

Luckily I made it to the shart tank cause that brown pointer almost tore my leg off!

by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022

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When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.

Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.

Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!

by 13.9 March 21, 2022

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My brown

Brown is someone you have known for less than a year, but they already changed your life for the better, the person you would talk to hours and hours without getting bored. They make you truly happy.

You’re my brown

by Tranberg March 23, 2022

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Brown trout

When a poo smoothly slips out of yo ass without leaving poo stains on the toilet paper

Dude: "Hey Jerry, I hit the shitter earlier, and unleashed brown trouts!"
Jerry: "YOOhohooooww!! Out came the brown trouts!!!111!!11!"
Dude: "what the fuck?"
Jerry: "OOohhohhoo! I got a nice waft of that poo stench!! Yipeee!"

by Mountaineer007251 March 25, 2022

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