When your sat or laying down and your feline friend sits on your lap or chest and when you attempt to get up your cat growls or scratches you as you have disturbed their slumber
by Finlayverton May 3, 2021

by bossfam April 3, 2019

that weird little shit that asks for your food, and money, and rubs up against your legs (idk why). Some have fur, some dont, some have balls, some don't. There are a lot of them in the world (again... idk why). They hail Satan regularly. They have been known to help the Antichrist. They are the ones keeping the fact that the world is flat from us. They are trying to kill alex jones for exposing their secrets. they are secretly plotting to kill you if you own them. They have trackers special chips, implanted in their brains when they are babies, and the only way to make them work for you and defeat them once and for all. They are the most vile beings on the planet.
by Total Rebel April 12, 2019

by goat888888 August 17, 2021

I came home to find my now ex girlfriend finger painting with "Feral Cat Blood". She said it was part of a Voodoo spell to make me fall in love with her.
by Menace the solicitor September 30, 2025

catted means to be fucked up. it can be fucked up on drugs or that something is fucked up (looking, sounding)
i smoked so much, i’m catted.
her outfit is so bad, she looks catted.
this guy can not sing, his voice is catted
her outfit is so bad, she looks catted.
this guy can not sing, his voice is catted
by definecatted January 13, 2021
