cat eater: I'll eat your cat
Me: omg noooo anyways scaramouche is so freaking hot right?
cat eater: YASSS GIRL SLAYYYY *eats cat*
Me: omg noooo anyways scaramouche is so freaking hot right?
cat eater: YASSS GIRL SLAYYYY *eats cat*
by scaramouchepersonaldoormat November 13, 2022
Get the I'll eat your catmug. CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024
Get the Cat Distribution Systemmug. *first few months of cat ownership*
“come here george!”
*anything after month 6 of cat ownership*
“ahh, yes, come here, my beloved cat-cholo jorge”
“come here george!”
*anything after month 6 of cat ownership*
“ahh, yes, come here, my beloved cat-cholo jorge”
by catgekko666 June 14, 2022
Get the cat-cholomug. In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text at the same speed he or she composes thoughts.
This is not a trick question. It's a week late, where's my package... (long pause) Cat got your thumb?
by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021
Get the Cat got your thumb?mug. by kitsune1 May 24, 2022
Get the Medusa Catmug. by Grinchblitzkreig February 19, 2020
Get the Catmug. by AAAAAAAAAGH October 18, 2020
Get the Catmug.