Cat

The most amazing creature in the world that most definitely does NOT want to kill you. They can also give you a disease that makes you love them from your poop. Look it up.

Best cat names:
Jade
George Gershwin Washington

Kitten

Baby cat
Mama cat
Cat.

This is an amazing cat

by Ems Art YouTube June 8, 2020

Drag the cat in

When a single man brings home a woman for dinner who will not sleep with him and is just there for the food.

Jason just dragged the cat in again. He brought Nicole and we all know there's no chance of anything happening between them.

Well well well, look who dragged a cat in tonight .

I didn't want her here but you just had to drag the cat in

by Smushie613 July 18, 2025

Cat

Cool person but chill nice

Cat is a very reliable

by Fabean01 April 10, 2021

Cat

Not a dog

That buffoon dog chewed the couch again! It must be a cat, or Muno!

by Blurryface_fan December 28, 2021

Cat

Hairy stalkers that creep around and have very slowwww matabilisum, they claw your feet when you get out of bed and love you when you have food and reject your sleeping for you to get up and nothing being wrong periotttttt

You:wow today was so much work I think it’s time to sleep

cat: it’s my time *dun dun dun dun dun dun dun* look and open spot *pushes thick self under small bed*

you: *walks to bed takes socks off and hears something under bed lays on the floor and looks under bed* weir-
Cat: hiyaaaaaaaaaaaa * cat scratches face much strength much muscle under flabby fat

You- ahhhhhhhhh
Cat - that’s what you get for not remembering my temtation mixups at the grocery store

by Ebolafingertoes November 2, 2019

Cats

Blep

Cats are great bro sans

by Nathan@rogercitymi September 14, 2020

Cat

An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.

"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk

by Women (The 'wo' is silent) November 20, 2020