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Cheese bowling is when a dude has not washed his dick for a few days to facilitate his willing girlfriend to bend over and gobble up the resulting knob cheese whilst he has a thumb up her arse and two fingers in her pussy as if gripping a bowling ball
CheeseBowling: I fully filled her both her wet snatch and tight hole whilst she hoovered my filthy helmet clean
CheeseBowling by Bobbo69 July 2, 2022
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Cheese pees 

A symptom of gonorrhea.
Ole Bobby got stupid at a bachelor party. Now he's got the cheese pees and got thrown out of his house. He migh end up divorced faster than the penicillin takes effect.
Established slang for THC vape liquid.
Person 1: Aye, you need sum o that cheese bro?
2: ye dab me up bro
Cheese by sploofbar July 10, 2022

Cheese Nose 

When you're trying to attack someone's nose with cheese.
Cheese Nose by skeevester July 15, 2022
You looked this up just to find a funny definition didn't you

Shame on you
Cheese
Cheese by Mrbobpants July 19, 2022

Cheese cake 

Smashing a cake in a girls toes and licking it off
I pretended that i was going to tie my shoe but i sneaked up behind my girlfriend and did a cheese cake!
Cheese cake by Coralkomi July 25, 2022