Friend paranoia

When you constantly think that you’re friends are fake and/or secretly hate you.

Person 1: I just can’t help to think that my friends… hate me all the time..
Person2: that’s friend paranoia lil bruh

by Literallyalegend💋 April 12, 2025

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movie friend

Two people who spend time together watching movies and having sex, yet when feeling are involved they hide behind their bold ways. In the end, they depart due to lack of commitment and miscommunication. They point blank want sex and feelings without a commitment.

1). I am chilling tonight with my movie friend. You know, the one other by the shopping plaza. 2). My movie friend and I are going to the park with the kids.

by Movie Friend February 6, 2018

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Booty friend request

When you receive a Facebook friend request late a night from a person you were flirting with earlier.

OMG he just sent me a friend request at 2am!
Oooo man he's looking for that booty friend request.

by Bob Madlehouser May 30, 2016

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U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND

If u call 1-800-LUDWIG he will make sure u can get u a little sister. Hes Organization is free just make sure ur mother is in the house and cover ur ear its going to be wild after that he will abonden u due child support evasion and wait 9 months and viola :)) bonus in this service is ur mother will get stds

ah man sucks to be u that u dont have a sister. Oh wait U WANT A SISTER? U WANT IT? U CAN HAVE IT MY FRIEND.

by Ludwig_Doom August 4, 2021

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