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AYUP LAD

A GREETING COMMONLY USED IN YORKSHIRE ENGLAND.
AYUP LAD HOWS YOUR DAY GOING?”
by Reb 🦛 March 23, 2021
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Icelandic Yule Lads

The Icelandic Yule Lads are 13 small dwarves that visit you on a day of Christmas. Each one is there to cause trouble in their own specific way.

Sheep-Cote Clod: Harrases sheep but he is caught many times because of his peg legs.

Gully Gawk: Hides in a gully to steal cow’s milk

Stubby: Incredibly short and steals pans to eat the crust of of them

Spoon Licker: Licks all your spoons and is incredibly thin on account of malnutrition

Pot Licker: Steals Leftovers from pots

Bowl Licker: Hides under your bed to then grab your bowl and lick what left in it

Door Slammer: Slams doors at night

Skyr Gobbler: steals and consumes your Skyr

Sausage Swiper: Hides in the rafters and steals your sausages when you turn your back

Window Peeper: Looks through windows with binoculars to search for things to steal

Doorway Sniffer: Has an abnormally large nose which he uses to search for bread

Meat Hook: Uses a hook to steal meat

Candle Stealer: Follows children so he can steal their candles which are actually edible
The Icelandic Yule Lads have caused much mischief this year.
by Tatertot Productions March 19, 2019
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Lads points

A game where a group of boys gain points for sex,

1 points for normal sex.
2 points for getting oral sex,
3 points for anal.
Bob: "Think im winnin at lads points now, I got anal last night, and head from this chick!!! 5 points!!!!! I got 27 now!"

Jack: "ahh your still beatin me!"
by Iwin..... January 24, 2011
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lad talk

something that is a secret from all girls and that is basically just about porn, girls, bullshit scenarios and a lot more
Rowan - i can’t tell you what lad talk is
Danni - i’ll find out
Rowan - no you won’t

Danni - *finds out cause she’s a fucking genius*
by dandans January 17, 2022
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Lads

What teenage boys chant and growl when one of them is getting pussy
Luke: Yeh she’s staying over

Nick, James and Elliot: LAAADDDSSS (lads)
by Ruby W March 11, 2019
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lad talk

Lad talk the language "proper lads" use when referring to bullshit scenarios that will never happen.
"I won't really fuck your sister, it was lad talk"
by BigmanJames12399 January 25, 2018
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