Suffer Boner

Gaining pleasure from insurmountable physical pain, frustration, and/or workplace demands.

That 20 page TPS report is giving me a suffer boner.
2021 gave me the biggest suffer boner.
Just give it to Dillon, he loves an engorged suffer boner.
That literally gives me a suffer boner.

by Secondcare February 16, 2022

Boner clip

The act of hiding an erection behind the elastic in you boxers or underwear.

Guy: "Hot damn! That chicks a babe, oh shit here comes my girl, I better boner clip before she sees what's up!

by Sir Bobert January 22, 2010

Boner Sucker

Someone who performs fellatio (aka sucks boners).

Most commonly used as an insult.

Dave stop acting like such a boner sucker.

by 4949ers August 09, 2010

Sitting boner

When one gets an erection from sitting down in one place for an extended period of time. I.E. Airplane, train, bus.

*After the airplane lands*
"Good thing I had my coat in my hand so I could conceal my sitting boner."

by Sizzle Suggs January 08, 2012

hardcore boner

A boner that you cant get rid of and just gets worse the harder you try to get rid of it

Hey man I had a hardcore boner in music today, and there were not hot chicks either.

by Chelsea FC Rox September 25, 2006

boner buddy

The partner of a homosexual. Usually used to describe the sexual partner of an adolescent homosexual.

Dan sure hangs around Dave's house a lot. I suspect Dave is his boner buddy.

by Wordmaster B January 02, 2005

boner shield

any object used to hide, or "shield", your boner from the general public.

My boner shield is covering the huge erection pointing towards pluto.

by NuCKaLuCKa December 30, 2006