Telenapping

(n.) a plum worklife negotiating outcome whereby middle managers are permitted and equipped to sleep away the vast majority of core 8 a.m.-6 p.m. work hours in the U.S. in the luxury of their own beds. As defined, the practice originated in Northern New Jersey in the mid-to-late-'90s among down-sized former telecommunications industry executives who landed on their feet in the employ of Asian telecom outfits.

Anybody feel like trying to get in a quick nine holes this afternoon? We'll have to wait a while to call you know who. I'm pretty sure he's got telenapping on his calendar until 2. He has that daily conference call wtih the home office at 5 a.m. Tokyo time.

by aquamanatee007 April 3, 2009

Tyler

Tyler; Someone who usually always has his phone in his hand but never will reply or answer you. Usually hides out away from his friends. Never wants to hangout. Sleeps most of his life away.

Damn girl I ain't seen you in forever. You are shady as hell.

That Tyler is as shady as they come.

by Heyshade July 30, 2016

Tyler

A boy who will give you the world until he finds someone better. Says he will never leave you but eventually something new will catch his eye and he'll take the bait. Breaks hearts and doesn't really care. Most tylers are tall with a lot of upper body strength. Likes to long-board, vape, heavy medal, and sex. Loves to play sports such as football. tylers do tend to lie a lot about there feelings and emotions. Never trust a Tyler. They will end up hurting you and you'll end up hurting in the worst way.

Tyler:" I'll never leave you I promise. I'm in love with you."

*the next day*
Someone new: "hey I'm single... you?"
Tyler: " yea, I haven't dated anyone in a while."

by Theselfesteemm June 19, 2017

tyler ball

Tyler Ball is a babe who everyone loves, they're freakin ripped as hell and naturally gets all the babes

Woah that guy is like a Tyler Ball

by TheBabe11111 December 5, 2017

Tyler Derbyshire

Tyler wanks off to beastiality porn 24/7 and doesn’t stop until his mum chops off his dick. His cum is green and has bits in it like orange juice. Tyler is also an absolute cunt. Stay away from him because he’ll convince you to sleep over and rape you while you’re there (please note that if you do go to his house you might witness Tyler Derbyshire humping his dog).

person 1: who is that cunt?
person 2: oh that’s just Tyler Derbyshire
person 1: oh he one that fucked his dog?
person 2: yeah...

by ben ceaplen is a cunt November 17, 2018

Tyler the gay

A person named Tyler that drives a long box truck to compensate for something else. Likes long walks in the mud pit and chews Grizzly Wintergreen.

Hey Bennie, isn't that your boy Tyler the gay getting bogged in the mud?

by George of the Concrete Jungle December 3, 2018

tyler huston

A god. A being that is above all others and cannot be defeated by any means of combat. All hail.

Tyler Huston just bruh-ed my mom!

by OneHugeDingus January 20, 2019