Trumpet

What band geeks call someone who plays the trumpet
Person: Wow! Look at that Trumpeter play!
Me (a band geek): IT'S TRUMPET YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
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The shordy linked my crib and ran trumpets styll
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The annoying-high pitched brass trash
The trumpets failed that note.
by Friesians101 December 13, 2016
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I need a new trumpet this one's broke
by Meddler101 July 08, 2018
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Adam: Hey did you hear Karen was a trumpet?
Jonathan: ...What?
by SunnyHybrid January 09, 2021
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The best instrument of all creating ever. Everyone who is a trumpet player has the most ego and is horny as hecc. All of us HATE the woodwinds, saxophones most of all.
Saxophones: Oh hey how are y-
Trumpets: LALALALA SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE AND DIE
by TrumpetsAreBetter February 08, 2020
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(1) Someone who will kiss the ring of Donald Trump to gain favor with his followers. AKA Trump Pet
(2) Someone who does the bidding of Donald Trump because they lack the moral fortitude to act reasonably. AKA Trump Puppet
(1) Every breath of Trumpets Sean Hannity and Marjorie Taylor Greene stroke the ego of Their overlord, Donald Trump.
(2) Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz, and Lindsey Graham spoke out against Trump in 2016, with valid points, but are now full-fledged Trumpets after being verbally beaten into submission.
by EasyEnough September 29, 2022
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