An amazing programmer who may or may not be a furry femboy and also plays Valorant, and who loves PHP.
Josh: Hey! I am having trouble setting up my server.
Calvin: Have you tried calling Toaster? Just ask him, but don't talk about PHP, or else.
Calvin: Have you tried calling Toaster? Just ask him, but don't talk about PHP, or else.
by thatfunnygermanman November 2, 2022
Get the Toastermug. by UltimateDoge November 25, 2022
Get the Four Slice Toastermug. by Rundickpoopcheese June 20, 2016
Get the Toaster garagemug. A Zen Toaster is the stand in name for any quirky appliance that really ought to be recycled. It's Zen quality pretty much comes down to three things -- everything changes; everything is connected; pay attention. This karmic appliance is often seen in a starter home or in a college/roommate living situation; Perhaps it was purchased at a garage sale for cheap because one can't afford even the appliance at Walmart and such retail establishments. So while the Zen Toaster works with some kind of complex stipulation like it will not pop your toast out unless you hit the side of the toaster or it toasts doubly fast, it will work if you are present. However chances are you will be distracted by something like your phone and before you know it -the Zen Toaster burnt your toast just like a Pompeian papyrus scroll in 79 BCE. Now you have no toast, a smelly kitchen, perhaps even the smoke detector has gone off-and all because you didn't pay attention for a minute with what you know very well is your Zen Toaster!
Roomate: "Madeleine you are *f%$#4ing smelling up the kitchen again with your rye bread in the Zen Toaster!?!" Can you please get Meerkat while you attempting to cook!
by emmagigio March 13, 2024
Get the Zen Toastermug. A phrase that represent most Citroens and electric cars.
Generally meaning that a car is mainly a giant cube, with working wheels.
Generally meaning that a car is mainly a giant cube, with working wheels.
by Hexagonistian June 16, 2023
Get the Toaster on wheelsmug. When a man engages in anal sex with a woman who has not cleaned there nether area before hand.Which then continues to insert the penis into the vagina without cleaning it.
Person 1:Dude did you hear about John's sloppy toaster with alexa
Person 2:Yeah I did dude,and its totally gross.
Person 2:Yeah I did dude,and its totally gross.
by Cowboy On the Road December 21, 2013
Get the sloppy toastermug. by Odessa702 March 3, 2022
Get the Toastermug.