computer toaster

A creation of mass destruction

Have you seen my COMPUTER TOASTER.

by Grandma finally came and now I February 11, 2017

toaster grilled cheese

When Ella's Pans are all dirty so she sticks a cheese sandwich in a toaster, getting melted cheese all over the place. She then sets off the smoke alarm because she burnt the toast.

"FUCK MY TOASTER GRILLED CHEESE"

by Candle Porn June 26, 2017

shit toaster

A receptacle in which to place your fuck waffle, promptly before fucking fucking off.

How about you put your fuck waffle in your shit toaster, and fuck off.

by Donut_mro June 30, 2015

poppin' swags like a toaster

It's like poppin' swags, but like a toaster.

Person 1: I have swag.
Person 2: Excuse me?
Person 1: I'm poppin' swags like a toaster.
Person 2: That sentence didn't make me any less confused.

by Gangster Fart March 16, 2014

The Toaster

Another slang term for a woman’s who ha

That dude just wants to put his dick the toaster of that hoe over their

by Misslinds March 28, 2023

Bath and toaster

Something I would like to have
Also an amazing way to wake up

I’m so depressed and want to have a bath and toaster combo.

by Ianyourgod April 13, 2022

Toaster Scrudel

A tasty, jelly strudel on a lightly toasted, whole-wheat scrotum.

1. My girlfriend loves toaster scrudels.

2. Flavors are cum yum, strawberry slut, fudge pack-d, bananna nut buster, lemon love N/A in cherry or grape.

by LampyLamp May 14, 2014