Same day shipping

(n.) Fucking on the same day you get into a relationship.

i lwky just had same day shipping with that guy i had a crush on

by Crackerposting_Throwaway January 3, 2025

ship

a word used to refer to two people(usually fictional) that should date or are dating.

Person 1: Omg jj and emily should date, I ship them so much!

Person 2: Exactly!

Person 3: Honestly, I ship jj and spencer

Person 1 and 2: ew get out.

by criminalmindslvr February 6, 2022

cargo shipping

When two men dock together straddling a toilet seat and proceed to take a poo.

Have you seen George and fergus? Yeh they are cargo shipping in the upstairs bathroom

by Ronaldharris October 23, 2020

black ship

"Black Ship" is the fantisized relation of 2 fictional characters of darker skin engaging in sexual intercourse. This is also colloquially referd to as "Gunboat".

A: You have any prefered Gunboats?
B: Tousen and Yoruichi from Bleach has to be my favorite black ship.

by MissileShark November 6, 2017

Jumped Ship

Jumping ship is when your team, ie the posh, are up to sh*t you wog eyed spastic that's why people jumped ship back in the day, not so they could be all like, 'Hey we're on the titanic, lets jump off and drown ourslves before we lose the chance' ffs

"Oh, so rafa got the boot?"
"Uh, no, he jumped ship before he had another beachball moment"

by Piel Ling October 27, 2009

ship

To ship something means you can deal with it, believe it, accomodate the idea of it.

Me: Can you believe Selena and the Weeknd are a thing?

You: Yeah, I can ship that.

by Freshandes April 19, 2017

Attention ship

An Attention shipper is a person in a fandom who doesn't personally ship two characters, but makes fanart or stories about them for recognition or because the ship is popular within the Fandom. Attention shipping might be used in commissions or in general art they make. Attention shipping could also be used in pieces that ship two characters in a satire way. However, Attention shipping does not apply for proships or conships, as those are their own thing. The emoji combo for attention shippers is currently 👀❤️

Person 1: Hey I saw your drawing today, do you really ship it?
Person 2: It's an Attention ship, it means that I don't ship it myself, but I still give myself the freedom to make media of it.

by SupImDumb11 March 25, 2024