Filly willy

When youre shagging a guy from filbert village and they cannot get it up, due to the high amount of substances in their system (i.e. Drugs, alcohol).

"omg the guy from block e had such a filly willy"

by Bossman42068 December 03, 2020

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Willy or finger

The act of inserting a wet finger into an unsuspecting persons ear whilst uttering the words 'willy or finger' causing momentary panic to the recipient.

Look, Pete's not looking, I'm gonna 'willy or finger'' him.

by Willy or finger. May 14, 2016

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Willy Warmer

Its a heater..................for your peter. #willywarmer

Guy1: damn my willy's cold.
Guy2: THEN YOU NEED A WILLY WARMER!!!

At stores near you

by Todd the Dog December 19, 2017

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Ashley Willis

Extreme ginger mass, will pay for sex with maccies

Have you heard about that guy that Ashley Willis'd that girl?

by xFuzion March 26, 2019

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Willy thumping

A classic saying heard when two men thump their willies with peeled back foreskin.

Jeff: Did you see both Haruto and Alex yesterday at school?
Clarice: Yes I saw them going into the bathroom together and heard an uproar
Jeff: Oh shit i think them kids went willy thumping!!!!
Clarice: Classic Haruto and Alex

by Jdhdjjrjrmommy November 07, 2018

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