In this day all y’all single motherfuckers get a boy friend or girlfriend. You can also ask someone out and if they say no then it never happened but if they say yes then enjoy yourself.
by Lincoln’s wack October 16, 2019

May 1st is internationally recognized as “Watch Twilight with your significant other day” So cuddle up with your spouse boyfriend or girlfriend and turn on the twilight movie saga
Boy:Hey Babe it’s May 1st you know what that means
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!
Girl:Heck ya I do it’s International Watch Twilight with your significant other day Time to cuddle up Boo!!
by hippoman38279190 April 28, 2021

Nonono, hey, you keep invoking other people and the implicit insinuation is that "Other people can be better than me." But YOU are only doing that... Because YOU THINK OTHER PEOPLE IS YOU! And NO THE FUCK YOU ARE NOT! And now you are trying to gerrymander what constitutes creating AI because you don't like the word LESS.
Hym "How about 'Schizophrenia not real, you're all just assholes?' How does that sound? Because I need you to tell me shit. Apparently I need you to tell me whether or not it's the case. So why don't you come here and do that? That's your fucking job apparently. Be careful! I already know the answer to the question I'm asking! Get the fuck out of here with 'other people can be better than me' bitch. Theoretically! But actually not fuck-face. YOU think it's YOU. YOU suck. You fuckin bum."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2025

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cocaine: Something Else Other Than Gasoline: The First Juvenile Discharged Release (Chargered)
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Cocaine: Something Else Other Than Gasoline: The First Juvenile Discharged Release (Chargered)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

When two people spend all day everyday in each other's company because they can't spend enough time together.
by Ramba Su August 8, 2016

To masturbate after sitting with one's knees higher than the pelvis to cause numbness in the genitals. Gives the sensation of jerking off someone else.
There were no takers at the bathhouse, so I sat on a box, feet flat to the floor and waited for my junk to fall asleep so I could enjoy the other stranger.
by Pep Streebek June 10, 2015

When your mind is completely elsewhere or unfocused as you watch someone demonstrate how to complete a certain task
Him: Aaaaand it’s that easy! That’s how you put a windshield wiper on a car. Now you try to put the other one on!
You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…
You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other…
by Ositam September 16, 2021
