drowned by a seal

Letting life's struggles, uncertainties, or arch nemesis (seal) get the best of you. Losing the challenges life throws at you and ultimately drowning (suicide) in deep waters like a seal does to its prey.

SketchyBall 1: Hey what's up? Did you, uh, take care of Timmy?
SketchyBall 2: Wym?
SketchyBall 1: You know, cut the head off the snake?
SketchBall 2: No need, the easy ones always get drowned by a seal.

by Mr.AttackIsBack April 27, 2024

Break the seal

To urinate often after peeing one time partying.

Your boy Lev just had to break the seal. You know he's the first person I ever heard say that

by Dhale78 February 24, 2023

Emperor Seal

Emperor of the United States, Guam, and the Moon on the X social media platform.

Emperor Seal is the Emperor of the United States, Guam, and the Moon.

by Emperor Seal November 29, 2023

Diamond Sealed

When you use cum to seal a container.

"Yo Ryan, since you drank the last of the milk, I went ahead and diamond sealed all of your video game containers!"

by Domslay June 8, 2022

Seal

When someone draws some dicks on your elementary school and u gotta tell all the little kids they’re seals

Little kid: what’s that thingy on the wall?
Older kid: a seal

by Queen Catmow September 21, 2019

clubbing baby seals

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.

"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."

by Skalkin November 10, 2019

seal

something that you club

Do you want to go seal clubbing?

by fucking normies REEEEe October 25, 2017