Laurie was waiting for her boyfriend to come in the room. Instead, she got the seal team 6 from his hockey team.
by Hockey Donkey January 6, 2018

Any person in a MMO style game who lowers their power score while still maintaining superior weapons in order to match with players who have lower weapon quality and experience thus giving them an incredible advantage.
That team has always been know as a bunch of seal clubbers.
@ghostfacekillah is the biggest seal clubber I know.
@ghostfacekillah is the biggest seal clubber I know.
by Estu the pirate August 2, 2023

by Sazdogg November 16, 2013

by Dealedtheseal April 21, 2013

When sailors want to kill a baby seal, they have 3 ways to do it. Either shoot it in the head, hit it with a blunt object or a hakapik. They usually go for the hakapik since it's the easiest to use, but if they don't have one, they will use the blunt object (like a baseball bat or golf club). It is also used as a saying because it is an easy task if you hit the seal right in the head, similar to shooting fish in a barrel.
"When I was working on the boat, they made me club baby seals"
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
"We won the race with 3 minutes to spare. It was like clubbing baby seals."
by Skalkin November 10, 2019

When someone draws some dicks on your elementary school and u gotta tell all the little kids they’re seals
by Queen Catmow September 21, 2019

by fucking normies REEEEe October 25, 2017
