table zamboni

When you have to suck the beer(or any drink) off the table because you spilled your own, or someone else's.

you knocked my beer over; zamboni that shit!

by Tyler V. March 16, 2005

tables

noun:slang term for turntables

man chris was rockin' those tables last night at the party!

by Chris February 22, 2004

table

n. It is in the middle and things are on it.

"that stack of trays makes a nice table!"

man number 1: yo man you got a table so we can play cards?

man number 2: yea dude just grab the garbage can and flip it upside down.. or the cardboard box with my school books..

girl: yes!

by collegekid111 April 17, 2010

Table Teaser

A female who looks sexy while sitting down, but it actually quite larger when she stands up.

Mary was looking good until she stood up and I saw those cottage cheese legs. God damn table teaser!

by MidgetmackR September 15, 2010

Tabernouche

It's an exclamation that means "Dammit"

Holy shit? said Charbonneau.
Christ?
Tabernouche?

KATHY REICHS
DEJA DEAD

by p't con May 2, 2011

Talladega Table Cloth

v. the act of stretching/spreading of one's scrotal sac over the unassuming bitches face. a talented individual pulls his bean sack over the face of the frontal, temporal, and mandibular region (dyke if you will) of one's face after, or during the act of receiving oral copulation. (whether she likes it or not)

i met this sweetie the other night! we started getting down and dirty, and i immediately realized that i needed a Talladega Table Cloth to keep things from getting messy!

holy shit. this dyke started (unexpectedly) sucking on my chode. to keep from looking that dyke in the face i gave her a Talladega Table Cloth

by brewed and wreckless May 24, 2010

lunch table

A group of your closest of friends that you would put your life on the line for: also shares deepest thoughts and secrets.

Welcome, to "the lunch table".

by Nowitall_K_ July 12, 2016