Schrodinger's Boner

the scenario where a man cannot get a boner because of high levels of stress and not being able to satisfying one's partner therefore making them embarrassed and most importantly stressed, because the man is stressed about not being to satisfy one's partner, the man cannot get a boner which creates a paradox called "Schrodinger's Boner"
the concept of the paradox was first mentioned in Ted (2024) Season 2 Episode 2.

Doctor: Are you under any elevated stress?
Matty: Yeah! Not being able to get a boner is pretty damn stressful!
Doctor: Yes it is, and then that stress will prevent you from getting another one, It's a paradox we call "Schrodinger's Boner"

by secondoffall March 8, 2026

Schrödinger's racial hierarchy

The "superior race" somehow still manages to find the "inferior race" threatening

Think of the way MAGA feels about mexican immigrants. "They're stealing our jobs!!! B-but we don't feel threatened!! We're superior which is why we need to kick them out!"

That's schrödinger's racial hierarchy

by jambalayas March 17, 2026

Schrodinger's Idiot's Cock Sucker

Someone who puts that dumb ass 'joke flew over your head joke' under every oblivious/dumb tiktok comment, defending said oblivious/dumb comment.

You're a Schrodinger's Idiot's Cock Sucker, aren't you, you stupid bitch?

by BlahBlahBlahIdkjus March 18, 2026

Schrödinger's Dictionary

A way of using words where their meaning is intentionally unclear or flexible, so the speaker can later choose the definition that benefits them most. If people agree, they claim the strong meaning; if people disagree, they switch to a softer or different meaning. The word’s meaning is only “decided” after seeing the reaction.

Person 1: That presentation you did was… interesting.
Person 2: Interesting as in good, or interesting as in bad?
Person 1: I mean, interesting.
Person 2: Be honest.
Person 1: Okay fine, it was confusing.
Person 2: Wow. You just said interesting.
Person 1: Yeah, interesting confusing.
Person 2: That’s not what interesting means.
Person 1: It does now.
Person 2: So when it’s good, interesting means good, and when it’s bad, it means confusing?
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: That’s literally Schrödinger's Dictionary

by Schrödinger'sNextOfKin March 28, 2026

Schrödinger’s Idiot Dumbass

Someone who calls another person a larper while completely misusing the term.

Person 1: I really like Minecraft.
Person 2: Larp Larp Larp Sahurrr
Person 1: What?
Person 2: LARPER!
Person 1: I just said that I like Minecraft??
Person 2: Laarrrpppeeeerrr
Person 1: Wow, you really are a Schrödinger’s Idiot Dumbass.

by Anonymously161 March 29, 2026

Schrödinger’s Prairiedogger

The theoretical possibility of a man holding in a shit urgently busting into the public bathroom while someone decided to piss in the toilet and possibly soiling himself, and the eternal guilt the individual will experience if this highly unlikely event happens.

“i piss in the toilet stall sometimes”
“how could you what about Schrödinger’s prairiedogger"

by I’m Not Black. July 16, 2025

Schrödinger’s Ragebait

a statement, usually derogatory or with purpose of invoking a reaction, of which’s intent is based off of the response of others

“I fucked your wife.”

“Are you fucking serious?”

“Dude, it was ragebait!”

*an example of Schrödinger’s Ragebait

by ripnob July 16, 2025