douche quief

The almost unbearable nagging persistent uncontrollable pussy

Greg would love to drop kick douche quief

Thanks for giving me your douche quief.

by Booty Snatchin Pirates August 5, 2008

queeto

A large, orange and white feline that has the marking of a siamese but the colourings of a tabby.

"What a strange looking cat! Must be a Queeto"

by Erdie October 1, 2005

quiescens

This word is generally used to describe a very annoying person.

'mayhaps'
'i dunno'
'depends on your point of view'
**answers questions once in a blue moon**

by Dickson Chan May 29, 2003

quiea

A guitar player that can only play The intro to "Dead leaves and the dirty ground", or th bass section of "The National Anthem".

Me, a long time ago.

by Seenus October 3, 2003

queet

Fesces, shit, poo poo, kha-kha
Can also be used as a verb ie I queet, you queet, he she or it queets

Pronounced Kweeet

"I just took a wicked queet!"
"The dog queet all over the place"
"That smells like queet!"

by POL August 12, 2003

quietpes

Quietpes in playing the computer game Pro Evolution Soccer on the XBox very quietly, so as not to wake your housemates. Or at least creating the illusion that you are playing Pro Evo quietly, whilst parting like a man possesed.

Housemate 1: I'm not being funny mate but you kept me up all night again with your bloody parting mate. Mate.

Housemate 2: No, no, no we couldn't have, I just had a few mates round for a bit of quietpes. Oh, by the way, they'l be more quietpes tonight aswel, I'm off to the pub to get poombed.

by dan(paste) July 11, 2007

quietgoer

Someone who often quite abruptly stops communicating with you. Quietgoers are most often found at the start of the courting process, when selling items online and when looking for jobs but they crop up in all walks of life.

The quietgoer is so called because he/she "goes quiet" on you and will pretty much pretend to be dead to you because they have decided they want nothing more to do with you but don't want to inform you of this fact.

Someone was supposed to collect this oriental rug I have here but he's a quietgoer, havn't heard from him in two weeks and all attempts to contact him failed.

by Pineapple Dan August 27, 2015