dirt puppy

A low level street criminal who believes they are more important than they are. They are usually addicted, dirty, unkempt and are of below average intelligence.

Look are that street urchant walking up and down the block all day looking for a way to get his fix.

Yea that dude is a straight dirt puppy!!

by Sapporo October 24, 2015

Puppy high

The overwhelming feelings of joy or happiness started when you see a dog or puppy. Very common in self-proclaimed dog lovers.

Debby: Rebecca's dog was so cute I was puppy high for hours!
Becky: OH MAI GAWD

by Awkwardturtle June 25, 2012

puppy skittle

Someone who is as cute as a puppy but also flamboyantly gay as a skittle.

"Toby is my lovely puppy skittle!"
"Bro, that's gay as fuck."

by Kermode the Lemon January 12, 2023

Panty puppy

A child, an offspring of someone who is annoying and obnoxious. See also loin fruit, crotch goblin, fuck trophy...

Omg did you see Karen letting her panty puppy cough all over Starbucks? Some people shouldn't be allowed to breed.

by HBIC-GS January 14, 2021

concussion puppy

NFL player who has had so many concussions it is only a matter of time before he gets another one.

I"m never drafting Jordan Reed again because he's a concussion puppy.

by itmatterdoesnot December 16, 2016

Lap puppy

A female or male person who likes to give oral pleasure at a moments notice ,and begs to be dominated to the pleasure of their dominant partner..

Male or female lap puppies like to feel the need and want of their perspective dominant..

They have a primal craving of affection through the giving of oral pleasure to their partner..

My girl Alice is a great lap puppy she doesn’t beg for food or anything..

Going to my girls she needs her lap puppy..

by Highducky May 06, 2022

Gentle Puppies

Women's breast - there isn't anybody who does not love playing with gentle puppies, to have them lick your face and romp around you. Mobster and gangsters, bankers and cops, hooligans and fundies all love to play with gentle puppies.
"Weeds" - season 6; episode 8

As she lay on her back, Zbigniew played softly with her gentle puppies. He nuzzled the gentle puppies and fondled them softly.
With quiet delight, half sighing, half giggling, he whispered, "Gentle puppies are fun."

by Zbigniew Boyfrendt October 19, 2012