a dog acquired during the covid pandemic that was never trained/ taught not to be an arsehole. owner usually has no control or recall of the dog and its barely litter trained.
My mate got a lockdown puppy. The thing is now fully grown but was never trained, so it's a proper arsehole. It's badly behaved and spends the whole time trying to fuck my leg.
by BranstonBeans69 June 8, 2023
Get the lockdown puppymug. Bats... But better. They dwell in the depths of Lady's cave under her skirt. They smell of lavender with a hint of blazing fury. They like to be fed first thing in the morning but they are picky... Only the best sticky white stuff will do. And be warned... Raising her skirt will result in escape... She will defend them and they, her. You will parish...
by LadyAnon615 May 17, 2019
Get the Bird Puppiesmug. by vjgjhb November 2, 2017
Get the Stinky Puppymug. A person who shows cheer, enthusiasm and excitement around people regardless of the situation, circumstance or obvious lack of concern.
"Our house just burned to the ground."
"OMG we can totally make s'mores now!"
"Why are you such a Christmas puppy!"
or
"Do you know that the radiation from the nuclear bomb that went off is making all of us sick and go bald. The water is undrinkable and we'll die in about 30 days."
"Wigs are totally in style. I've always wanted to glow in the dark so hide and seek is a win win. YES! 30 days of flipcup! WHOO HOOOO!!!!"
"All in favor of killing off the Christmas Puppy say Aye"
"OMG we can totally make s'mores now!"
"Why are you such a Christmas puppy!"
or
"Do you know that the radiation from the nuclear bomb that went off is making all of us sick and go bald. The water is undrinkable and we'll die in about 30 days."
"Wigs are totally in style. I've always wanted to glow in the dark so hide and seek is a win win. YES! 30 days of flipcup! WHOO HOOOO!!!!"
"All in favor of killing off the Christmas Puppy say Aye"
by Juice Box Joe April 28, 2015
Get the Christmas Puppymug. 1. A female who pets every dog she sees in public and going home to her own pissed off dog. They know.
2. Someone who hoes around paying more attention to other dogs than her own.
3. The girl at the party sitting in the corner, only hanging out with the dogs.
2. Someone who hoes around paying more attention to other dogs than her own.
3. The girl at the party sitting in the corner, only hanging out with the dogs.
by HymenDestroyer69 October 4, 2018
Get the Puppy Thotmug. by itmatterdoesnot December 16, 2016
Get the concussion puppymug. A female or male person who likes to give oral pleasure at a moments notice ,and begs to be dominated to the pleasure of their dominant partner..
Male or female lap puppies like to feel the need and want of their perspective dominant..
They have a primal craving of affection through the giving of oral pleasure to their partner..
Male or female lap puppies like to feel the need and want of their perspective dominant..
They have a primal craving of affection through the giving of oral pleasure to their partner..
My girl Alice is a great lap puppy she doesn’t beg for food or anything..
Going to my girls she needs her lap puppy..
Going to my girls she needs her lap puppy..
by Highducky May 6, 2022
Get the Lap puppymug.