Pinch Illini

A slang for a dick

I shook my Pinch Illini off after taking a piss

by Save America January 7, 2023

half pinched

Cutting off a shit halfway either in a hurry or to save time.

Bill’s friends were going to leave without him, so he half pinched his turd to get out in time.

by Arabian Goggles January 31, 2021

Pinched

A slang term for being gay or having anal sex used only in Weatherford, Texas from 1995 to 2003

Man that guy got pinched by a crab

by Jesusmachina July 24, 2025

Schemer pinches

An irritating phrase used to annoy your younger brother

Tony Hey Matt, schemer pinches. - Matt “stfu!”

by Tp84 December 18, 2020

pinch some

To get some

Yo, can I come over to pinch some.
I'm here to pinch some of that ass.

by Lamar Davvis June 2, 2015

Raper Pinch

When you pinch someone on the underside of their upper arm.

Don't piss me off, or I'll raper pinch you!

by ArchuKinLer household October 20, 2010

pinch-hitter

A temporary "replacement:" boxer who does indeed "fill in" at a match for a temporarily-absent pugilist, but who also gives his opponent painful "finger-and-thumb hickeys" during said competition.

One should make an extra effort to defeat his boxing-opponent early on in the game if he turns out to be a pinch-hitter.

by QuacksO December 12, 2019