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Parental Shield

When a person has to come to their parent for help on literally everything.
Sadly you have to use your dad as a Parental Shield.
by AgentFrenchFry October 14, 2015
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Parkening

When you drive around a parking lot to drop someone off at a location and stop for no more then 10 seconds.
Dropping teenagers off at an event ..ie. School, parties, and sports.
You're "parkening"
by MsG😋 January 19, 2016
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parentitis

Parentitis, Also called man child syndrome, is a disease of the brain which symptoms include:
-being a brony
-lack of maturity
-browsing on 4chan all the time
-getting butthurt over small things
-fapping off to anime porn

You can easily spot a person suffer from parentitis as they usually have a neckbeard, wearing a fedora, and they'll make a scene usually for attention or because mummy forgot to buy them something from the shops.

It is caused by over-parenting or massive sheltering, these are perpetrated by what one would call a helicopter parent. This is a terrible disease of the mind which usually common among people in their 20s and 30s, there has been no cure found for this disease.
Person #1: Dude, why did that guy near the shops wearing the massive fedora have that meltdown?
Person #2: Oh, he suffers from parentitis.
by Omniscient Iniquitous June 4, 2016
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parents using snapchat

Actual life-sucking torture
Nathan:My teacher gave me homework over the summer.
Scott:Yo that's like my parents using snapchat
by FurrySanta November 23, 2016
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Parent

someone who devotes their life to making yours a living hell
Person A: My parents are being bigots again
Person B: oof m8 same
by owo hecc September 23, 2018
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Parents

My parents made me eat all my food
by Coolkidxxxxx November 9, 2018
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Parental Gay

A recessive gene passed down through your parents that make you big triple gay.
"I cant date you... My parents gave me the Parental Gay gene"
by Anita Dickk May 12, 2019
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