Guy 1: Man, skyler and I had amazing sex last night!
Guy 2: Did you part the red sea?
Guy 1: Yes, and it was phenomenal. It was like built in lube.
Guy 2: Did you part the red sea?
Guy 1: Yes, and it was phenomenal. It was like built in lube.
by fucklit April 25, 2024

A really big fat green fish that died and we flushed it down the toilet. Krabby Patty was happy that he died...He probably killed him..we don't know yet, the case is still being reviewed.
by Krabibi Patiti December 29, 2017

by Goomba420 March 30, 2023

Her: Thanks for dinner
Him: But we still need desert
Her: Sure, what about a tiramisu?
Him: I’d rather lick your lower parts
Him: But we still need desert
Her: Sure, what about a tiramisu?
Him: I’d rather lick your lower parts
by paul_houston June 22, 2024

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