Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot

Derived from the Easy-E song 8 Ball, used to describe the ever so fascinating, yet peculiar Earl. Known to frequent some of the darkest dwellings known to man, not even the most valiant knobble savage would dare to perceive.

"Yo man you see Earl easing in the parking lot?"
"Yeah man, He was one a million"
"That kid is crazy"

by Steve-i Rastafari March 14, 2005

pasting

to root someone beyond senseless

"How did Watto go with that chick last night"
"He gave her an absolute pasting"

by Stuart Deane January 1, 2006

Parking Lot Pickle

An event in which friends gather in a parking lot to watch Rick & Morty on a little battery-powered TV. Similar to a pre-game tailgate in that it often features lawn chairs, cocktail weenies, chips n' dip, and beer.

'Hey man, are you RSVP'ing to the Parking Lot Pickle tonight??'
'YOU BET! PICKLE RIIIIIIIICK!'

by Rotetraum February 24, 2023

porting

the endless bitching of a girlfriend and/or female around you

Jen is just porting all the time now.

I can't take this porting much longer, it never ends.

by phreak136 August 4, 2005

South Parking

Consuming a substance, of any type, through the colon, as an alternative to oral consumption.

My friend tried South Parking a gram of hash, and he's had the munchies for three days....

by uniquedigestion December 1, 2009

asian parking lot syndrome

When Lisa and a bunch of her Asian friends stand around chit chatting while they decide what they want to do next

Lisa says that we are experiencing Asian Parking Lot Syndrome. Does anyone else know what she is talking about?

by jakattack April 14, 2014

Parking In Iowa

When a parking lot is empty or nearly empty and one chooses to park a great distance away from the store on purpose, effectively placing themselves in parking limbo. This can be done for a number of reasons, including wanting privacy and not having the decency to go home and looking like a total douche.

Last night the parking lot was empty, so I decided that parking in Iowa was a good idea.

by Aniburger November 22, 2010