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Quantum Joke

A joke relating to Quantum Physics and the concept of a joke about Quantum Physics that repeats every cycle of the joke in a loop. The joke itself can be found inside the popular game, Undertale.
So I opened the Quantum Physics book and there, unbelievably, I found another book. This book, however, was a joke book about Quantum Jokes. After flipping that book open I swear to you, there was yet another Quantum Physics book. I don't even know how the books got in each other in the first place. That whole situation turned out to be a real mindfuck.
by Nihils June 14, 2020
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Joke Management

The science of organizing joke-related goals and objectives effectively and efficiently. The science in and of itself has many sub-disciplines; however, only certified Joke Chairs or a highly-ranked Joke Lord is adept in all forms of Joke Management.
After completing high school, both Kyle and Robert were nationally-ranked Joke Chairs, making them the youngest individuals to receive PhDs in Joke Management.
by Joke Lord December 24, 2010
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Combination Joke

A joke that combines typical joke genres.

A combination joke can merge any number of joke generes.

E.g.

Doctor doctor + why did the chicken cross the road.
Intelectual + childish.
Knock knock + yo mama.
A man walks into a bar + how many does it take.
This combination joke incorporates the Knock Knock, Yo Mama, and Intelectual genres.

A: "Knock knock"
B: "Who's there?"
A: "The Origin Of Species"
B "The Origin Of Species Who?"
A: "...Who is also yo mama!"
by The_ALCH September 28, 2023
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Cock Joke

A retarded joke about "COCK JOKE" a mans penis that "COCK JOKE" is thrown into a conversation at "COCK JOKE" random irrelevant "COCK JOKE" times so much it degrades the value "COCK JOKE" of what anyone is really saying...balls
Captain: Hey steve

Steve: Hey captai..."COCK JOKE"
by justsomebody13 April 2, 2008
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Your jokes

Incredibly awful
You:Why did the chicken cross the road
Dat guy:your jokes are trash
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Is that a fat joke?

A common response, usually used by women, to when they feel insulted about something that might be pertaining to there weight. Can also be used sarcastically.
Girl: I'm going to jump on that trampoline okay?
Boy: No, my that trampoline is bad, you'd break it.
Girl: Is that a fat joke?

Friend 1: Get out of the way! I can't see the TV!
Friend 2: Is that a fat joke?
Friend 1: Kind of.
(Slap!)
by jackoverthebox December 24, 2010
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joke killer

The person(s) in a group of friends or co-workers that all too often will end a funny strand of joke so terribly that it will seem intentional. The "killer" should be ridiculed for a large quantity of time after the kill, and to be presented with this definition and a right-handed slap of the face.
Dan "man shes so fat they're gonna have to open both doors to get her in."

Friends "LOL!"

Killer "ya and she prolly has to tighten her belt too! lol!"

EVERYBODY "wow wtf was that...stupid joke killer, go kill yourself"
by IceCreamPIMP May 22, 2006
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