Teacher: the project is due next Tuesday.
Sea cricket: *raises hand* when's the project due.
Jose: he just said next Tuesday you sea cricket!
Sea cricket: *raises hand* when's the project due.
Jose: he just said next Tuesday you sea cricket!
by Yungbasedtrapgod August 14, 2016

“… crickets 😐😐”
by r0s3t4yl0r July 1, 2023

A person that you have no romantic or sexual feelings for that constantly hits up your phone or social media. They are extremely annoying and are only after you sexually.
"This guy just messaged me 5 times in a row, he is such a pube cricket, I wish he would leave me alone."
by epictrollin May 16, 2019

by Applenocinnamon October 7, 2023

When under investigation by any given agency, Black Coats that ShrinkRayed themselves to hide in your chimney and plant bugs everywhere
by Pseudo Doppelgänger May 26, 2024

Typically very thin (usually due to drug use,) white female, who enjoys the company of African American males.
by TryThatInASmallTown November 2, 2023

verb. to purposely ignore a phone call or text message in an attempt to seem cooler or more important that the sender
Bear: Hey chopper, you should text that slut Brittany that you banged last night.
Chopper: I texted her twenty minutes ago, she's cricket-ing me.
Bear: slut
Chopper: that's right
Chopper: I texted her twenty minutes ago, she's cricket-ing me.
Bear: slut
Chopper: that's right
by buzzw September 11, 2012
