nap-atizer

When you take a nap on the couch while watching Netflix instead of just getting up and going straight to bed.

Jim took a nap-atizer on the couch while watching Schitt's Creek for an hour before bed.

by MFGJokers November 30, 2020

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Anxiety nap

When you tilt your head back in a social event, and pretend to just be chill, but inside you're dying because you said the wrong thing, don't know what to say, just regret your whole life, or other anxiety related things.

Alex: Hell yeah! This guy gets it. I wish everyone could stop being shy assholes, and just be chill like my guy over here.
Sam: Ha heh
John: What? He is shy, and you just said that to his face. You're the asshole!
Sam in his head: I'm taking an anxiety nap for a fucking reason John! You should have just let Alex go so I can get back to practicing how I should have laughed in my head. Now I have to find an excuse to be shy.

by Horrid Pain July 21, 2020

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Alan Nap

It’s a long nap before you’re going to nap. It’s a nap to prepare for an actual nap. Because nap is life

I worked a double. So I came home and payed down for a quick Alan Nap.

by Sprechenziedick March 14, 2019

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jacket-napping

When you forcefully put a jacket on a person and force them to put one 1 arm through the sleeve then drag them away with all your power

person 1: oh hi you're looking pretty cold let me give you my jacket
person 2: oh no i'm good
person 1: i don't feel like taking no as an answer...
person 2: wait what

person 1: I'VE GOT YOU NOW
person 2: NOOOOOO HELP ME HE'S JACKET-NAPPING ME

by national person September 28, 2021

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faux nap

The act of resting typically on a couch or bed without sleeping. Usually this involves being engaged in an activity such as watching a movie or reading a book (knitting also qualifies).

Aw, I'm so tired. I think I'll faux nap and watch Braveheart.

by Noriko Firefly April 27, 2009

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